"...No, I mean the reason for the marriage to begin with." Please tell her that you at least have working knowledge of the griffins and the parasprites. "You know, the things folks do when they're actually in love with each other?"

In an act of desperation, she tries her best to speak his language, maybe hoping she can get through to him that way. "You know, the right kind of tussle you can only have when you're gobsmacked over somepony? I mean, you can have the t. other times, but it's only really special when you're with that special s.p. and it's the way you end up with a carriage full of bouncing foals, pip pip?" Come on, Wooster, please, understand that?

...Flare has, of course, completely forgotten that she's technically at a funeralgoodbye party.