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mylittlelogs2014-05-08 10:02 pm
gigglesnortpriestess) wrote in mylittlelogs2014-05-08 10:02 pm
[Closed] When Two Ponies Love Each Other Very Much...
Who: Yukiko, Teddie, and Yu
What: Some bear's gonna get 'the Talk'. It was overdue.
Where: Investigation Agency
When: After Yukiko tells him to get his bear butt downstairs in Hayate's post
Warnings: PG-13 at the most, usual weird talk stuff
Prose or Commentspam: Doing prose due to ease but can switch
She can handle posts about asking same sex relationships, hell she was all for it. But this was long overdue and in this place, someone needed to watch his mouth unless he wanted to be a dead bear.
And so Yukiko waited for Teddie to get down to the sitting room of the agency, not sure how to start but had to do this. It wasn't like certain others weren't going to do it, right?
What: Some bear's gonna get 'the Talk'. It was overdue.
Where: Investigation Agency
When: After Yukiko tells him to get his bear butt downstairs in Hayate's post
Warnings: PG-13 at the most, usual weird talk stuff
Prose or Commentspam: Doing prose due to ease but can switch
She can handle posts about asking same sex relationships, hell she was all for it. But this was long overdue and in this place, someone needed to watch his mouth unless he wanted to be a dead bear.
And so Yukiko waited for Teddie to get down to the sitting room of the agency, not sure how to start but had to do this. It wasn't like certain others weren't going to do it, right?
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Even though he agreed to come down, he definitely made a scene out of it. Mostly moaning and dragging his feet, taking his sweet time before finally climbing into a chair. It's all very pitiful.
"Okay, I'm here."
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"Teddie, I think you know why we need to talk, right?"
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God she feels like a mother now.
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That is until Yukiko began explaining things. Teddie would never purposely hurt someone, but he's aware accidents happen. Did...did he just hurt someone's feelings without realizing it just now?
"What kinda certain things...?"
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"Well... while we understand that you weren't exactly introduced to the world like everyone else, and picked up some things that you're not afraid to talk about, most ponies... don't appreciate it."
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And with that she sat down, praying that this goes well.
"Before we start, I should ask...did Yosuke-kun ever tell you anything involving 'that'?"
Because...well, Yosuke.
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When Yukiko brought up Yosuke, though, his attention definitely perks up. What did "that" mean? Scoring? Are they not using that word anymore?
"Yosuke tells me a lot of stuff," he replies, being as helpful as ever.
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Count on Yu to not beat around the bush, but smack it back into the dirt with a sledge hammer.
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"Did you have to say it like that?!"
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"Is this about the naked people magazines? Because, boy, I was not allowed to touch those."
Yosuke got loud. Very loud.
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...something told him if he didn't stop and let Yukiko explain, he was going to get hit with a fan.
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"Well, to start off...scoring can be used when it comes to sex but also it can mean other gestures involving romance or...beyond."
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"What the heck goes beyond that?" he looks at both of them, completely lost.
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Better stop him, Yukiko.
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There's a bit of a dangerous tone to that voice. Don't finish that line.
"We'll explain that in a minute. But first, have you heard of the 'birds and bees'?"
God what is she even doing?
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"I know what birds and bees are, Yuki-chan. What sorta bear do you take me for?"
Birds make eggs and bees make honey, both are needed for a well balanced breakfast. Nature is amazing.
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"Ok, so if you know what they do, maybe you can explain it."
Who knows, she might be able to build on it.
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"They fly around and sting people."
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"Well, in this case, a bee would sting a particular person. Someone that they would share a special moment with."
Yeah, clearly no idea how to go.
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What?
"I'm not gonna sting girls with bees! Yuki-chan, that's so mean!"
He looks back and forth between both her and Yu. Is that what they do in their alone time? Sting each other with bees? What kind of sick human ritual is this?!
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"No, you won't sting girls with bees. When I'm talking about these things, it's metaphorical. Think of it as something to describe in order to make it a better picture. The bee is symbolizing a man while the flower can be a woman."
Please understand this Teddie. For the love of Amaterasu...!
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It's pretty easy to tell he's short-circuiting at this point. What with Yu's snorting and the confusing wording, it was hard to stay focused.
"Nnngh, can we talk about something else now? This is too hard!"
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"Teddie, I'll sum this up for you. Scoring is..."
At some point in the middle of his
rantexplanation, Yu had slipped on his Midnight Channel glasses. He adjusted them then, the frames glimmering in the waning sunlight."And that is why you shouldn't mention scoring so casually around here," he finally finished.
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"Please put those away, they're not needed."
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Without a word, Teddie excuses himself from the table, pushes his chair back where it belongs, and begins walking out the door.
He gives a blank expression throughout all of this. Goodbye, he is gone.
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...
He would make it up to him with topsicles later.
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"Wait up Teddie!"
Meanwhile, Thorax pops in the room and just...stares at Yu like 'What did you even say?'