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THE GAMES: HAMMER TOSS
Who: Jappleack, Derpy, Adam, Gwen, Kyouko, Dustin, and spectators
What: Competitors in the hammer toss having at it!
Where: The Crystal Empire
When: August 9th
Warnings: None anticipated
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[The first competition for the newponies to get in on: the Hammer Toss. After a week of watching some of Equestria's most talented athletes, how will these outsiders measure up? Time to see. However things go, it's sure to be a show worth watching!]
Ladies and gentlecolts, please welcome to the field out competitors for the the Equestrian Game Hammer Toss event! Hailing from worlds far distant from our own: Adam Parks, Gwen Madder, Kyouko Sakura, and Dustin Brooks! Hailing from an Equestria different than our own: Jappleack! And from our very own world: Derpy Hooves, Rain Tosser, Swing High, and reigning champion of the Hammer Toss: Chuckle Hooves!
Competitors, please take your positions on the field and choose your first hammer!
[[OOC: This is the Hammer Toss event. All competitors will make their tosses at roughly the same time and the announcer will call out the distances/points once everyone has gone or once an RL day has passed. You're free to put your own spin on why a toss might have gone well or poorly when the announcer makes their call for the points. There will be three rounds, which will each have a top-level comment. The competitor with the greatest combined distance will win the gold. Spectators are free to shout encouragement or try to distract competitors.]]
What: Competitors in the hammer toss having at it!
Where: The Crystal Empire
When: August 9th
Warnings: None anticipated
Prose or Commentspam: Commentspam
[The first competition for the newponies to get in on: the Hammer Toss. After a week of watching some of Equestria's most talented athletes, how will these outsiders measure up? Time to see. However things go, it's sure to be a show worth watching!]
Ladies and gentlecolts, please welcome to the field out competitors for the the Equestrian Game Hammer Toss event! Hailing from worlds far distant from our own: Adam Parks, Gwen Madder, Kyouko Sakura, and Dustin Brooks! Hailing from an Equestria different than our own: Jappleack! And from our very own world: Derpy Hooves, Rain Tosser, Swing High, and reigning champion of the Hammer Toss: Chuckle Hooves!
Competitors, please take your positions on the field and choose your first hammer!
[[OOC: This is the Hammer Toss event. All competitors will make their tosses at roughly the same time and the announcer will call out the distances/points once everyone has gone or once an RL day has passed. You're free to put your own spin on why a toss might have gone well or poorly when the announcer makes their call for the points. There will be three rounds, which will each have a top-level comment. The competitor with the greatest combined distance will win the gold. Spectators are free to shout encouragement or try to distract competitors.]]

First Toss
Re: First Toss
However, Derpy was willing to give it a shot. She made her way to the first hammer, grabbing it with her teeth, giving it a good spin before finally letting go.
"Heads uuuuuuup!" She called out, coming to a spinning stop.
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Kyouko steps up to the contesting area and hefts a hammer in her hooves. Other ponies are choosing their teeth, but Kyouko's practiced too long holding a spear with her hooves to change that now. She rears back and flings the hammer as far as she can. ]
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Re: First Toss
It's funny. She feels like she should be doing a lot more grandstanding as she walks out; because hell, when is she going to do this again? But in the end she can't. Part of her is still reeling from the mental exhaustion of her "trip" last month. But part of her? Is kind of just happy to even be here.
Again, not like she'd get a chance back home.
When she finally gets to the hammer she stands up on her hind legs and picks the hammer up with her front legs. She spins for a moment, trying to gain momentum, before throwing the hammer. Chances are she'd get good distance on it.
Unfortunately, she wasn't paying enough attention to bother tryin to direct the hammer or aim it. So who knows where it's going to land, anyway.]
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He grabbed the hammer and stared straight ahead, using his body to spin and gain speed while staying in place. And then..he let it go, watching it fly.
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She cracks her neck a bit before taking the hammer handle into her mouth. It's not something she was used to back home, but she's mastered that before she moved on to grabbing things with hooves, and there is no room for risk-taking here. Not when bragging rights and dethroning someone who looks like they're kind of a tool are at stake.
And then she throws. It's a fast one, and whatever it might lack in distance it makes up for in sheer intensity.
Hope no one's on the receiving end of that bad boy.]
Second Toss
Chuckle Hooves is currently bringing in 3rd with 57 meters, then Mr. Park and Ms. Tosser at 55 and 52, respectively! Ms. Sakura, Mr. Brooks, and Mr. High are all trailing at 41, 37, and 36 meters.
And, ah... Ms. Jappleack, could you... please try to aim a little more carefully? Straight and true will get you distance! And the... the ponies in the front stands haven't signed any injury releases. That's 31 meters for Ms. Jappleack, though.
Please get your next tosses ready, everypony!
[[OOC: The points at present:
Jappleack - 31
Derpy - 61
Adam - 55
Gwen - 64
Kyouko - 41
Dustin - 37
Rain Tosser - 52
Chuckle Hooves - 57
Swing High - 36]]
Re: Second Toss
With renewed determination, Derpy made her way to her hammer and, once again, spun it around before letting fly.]
Whoo-hoo! Look at it go! Yay me!
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No really.]
KYO-CHAAAAN! I BEARLIEVE IN YOU!
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Teddie. Teddie what.
With a glance to the other competitors to satisfy herself that she won't be needed immediately, she canters over to the stands to approach Teddie. ]
Where the buck'd ya get that?
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I made it myself!
[Do you love it?]
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[ It looks ridiculous, honestly. And it cheers Kyouko up a bit. ]
Ya'll make magical girl yet.
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I told ya I could! Just you wait! If you like this, then you're gonna LOVE what I have planned for the future. Now get back out there and win all the prizes!
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Uh--
[ Planned - what - ]
Will all contestants re-take their places, please.
[ Throwing one last confused glance at Teddie, she gallops back to throw that hammer again. Hammer deserved it. ]
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Re: Second Toss
She spits on her hooves and rubs them together before picking up the second hammer and giving it another throw.
And under her breath she threatens the hammer. Dumb hammer. It better fly farther if it knows what's good for it.]
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She gets herself off to a bit of a slower start this time to recover energy from the last throw. Before long, though, she's letting it rip yet again.]
Third Toss
Make the last round count competitors! Please take your marks for the final toss!
[[The scores for this round:
Jappleack - 60
Derpy Hooves - 52
Adam Park - 45
Gwen - 35
Kyouko - 56
Dustin Brooks - 45
Rain Tosser - 60
Chuckle Hooves - 44
Swing High - 32
Running total scores:
Jappleack - 91
Derpy Hooves - 113
Adam Park - 100
Gwen - 99
Kyouko - 97
Dustin Brooks - 82
Rain Tosser - 112
Chuckle Hooves - 101
Swing High - 68]]
Third Toss
Re: Third Toss
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Re: Third Toss
She just needs to try and avoid dead last. Hell, maybe even if she does get dead last, if she gives this a good enough throw, she'll be satisfied.
She takes a deep breath. She closes her eyes. And Jappleack dives in to herself. It's like reaching for the void for a moment, but not really. She's more just reaching for her inner peace.
And when she finds it, she walks up to the hammer, takes it, and flings that sucker just as hard as she can.]
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His eyes snapped open and with every ounce of strength he had, he picked up that damn hammer and threw it as hard as he could muster.]
Re: Third Toss
At least Chuckle Hooves has their lead taken from them, right?
She puts all her energy into this last toss, sending it flying across the field. Once again, you're probably not going to want to be on the receiving end of that thing, because it's fierce and fast enough to kill a pony.]
Final Scores and Mingle
But the important part. The most important: Ms. Kyouko Sakura has won the Hammer Toss at 164 points! Ms. Tosser comes in 2nd at 163 points after a consistently excellent performance. And Mr. Brooks will be taking home bronze for his own efforts along with the title of Equestria's Hammer Toss Record Holder!
[And now it's Cadence's turn.]
Competitors - friends - you've all shown us magnificent spirits and skill with your tosses. Thank you for participating and making the inclusion of newponies in these games all the more fantastic.
[Her horn glows and laurel wreaths appear around everypony's necks along with medals for the winners.] Let's cheer and shout for our Hammer Toss participants!
[[The final scores:
Jappleack - 91 (+53)= 144
Derpy Hooves - 113 (+36)= 149
Adam Park - 100 (+39)= 139
Gwen - 99 (+41)= 140
Kyouko - 97 (+67)= 164
Dustin Brooks - 82 (+69)= 151
Rain Tosser - 112 (+51)= 163
Chuckle Hooves - 101 (+30)= 131
Swing High - 68 (+65)= 133]]
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She looks out at the ponies and griffons and such (most of whom she doesn't know) and spreads her wings to look even more impressive. Her eyes scan for a white bear in a cheerleader's outfit, as well. ]
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Aren't ya in the next event?
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Hello to you, too, Sakura-san. That was quite a wonderful performance!
Yes, I believe I'm in the next event.
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Thought ya might be gettin' ready or somethin'. [ I didn't expect to see you here. ]
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Yes, I suppose I should be getting ready for that soon.
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It is a nice gesture, though.
She stuffs it into her hoodie's pocket. ] Ya've got a bar to reach now, an' it's high. Think ya can do it?
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I don't know. I've never really fired off a bow before.
[If this was a lighthearted anime, this would be where everyone falls down.]
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That's what I figured. Guns and Archery isn't too far off in my book. I think I should do pretty decent.
[Even without her magic, she still has a lot of experience firing off a gun.]